Wednesday, October 31, 2007

o levels over + halloween

chinese o levels finally over. yeah it was easier than what i usually see but i think i did badly. so what does that imply? = im lousy lousy.

fine so stop emphasising how easy the paper is. T.T

anw it's halloween! and i can't believe that kf actually wished us happy halloween instead of anything remotely close to o levels. why take the trouble to wish me something i don't even celebrate or bother to celebrate??? instead of something that's the biggest deal in possibly my whole sec sch life?

eurgh. happy halloween's btw. anw look at this bit from wiki's halloween article:

Candy apple

Because the holiday comes in the wake of the annual apple harvest, candy apples (also known as toffee, taffy or caramel apples) are a common Halloween treat made by rolling whole apples in a sticky sugar syrup, and sometimes rolling them in nuts. At one time, candy apples were commonly given to children, but the practice rapidly waned in the wake of widespread rumors that some individuals were embedding items like pins and razor blades in the apples.

While there is evidence of such incidents, they are quite rare and have never resulted in serious injury. Nonetheless, many parents assumed that such heinous practices were rampant; at the peak of the hysteria, some hospitals offered free x-rays of children's Halloween hauls in order to find evidence of tampering. Virtually all of the few known candy poisoning incidents involved parents who poisoned their own children's candy, while there have been occasional reports of children putting needles in their own (and other children's) candy in a mere bid for attention.
can u believe that? putting needles and razor blades in your halloween apple candy???

imagine u bite.

-crunch-

OW! -blood flows and it hurts so much-

-blade of razor sticks out from the other side of your mouth-

the red of the apple candy matches the above description of the blood.

eew what a gross and disgusting prospect. im never accepting apple candy from random strangers! maybe not even parents o.o that's y i say u shouldn't eat apples whole. cut them up and dissect them like that frog and then u can find any sharp objects in it and the apples are bite size and nice and not so difficult to eat. 一箭双雕! i mean 三四雕!

k now i can officially relax and slide into slack mode. but wait. haven't i been in slack mode all the while? so now i have completely no difference in feelings. not really happy or anything. well. =P