singlish and chinglish

i am missing singlish so much, i don't even remember how to speak it anymore...it's so hard to let yourself go and really speak singlish unless you have someone else to speak singlish to. i'm so used to speaking proper/american english!

anw i found the singlish wiki page and it's really hilarious how it's treated as a creole with proper terms and explanations for every single lahs and lors we make, even down to the pronunciation and tones! (eg. three = tree and then = den)

anw here are some funny chinglish signs that have obviously wrong translations in english.

This misspells "Lightning" and mistranslates "climb" with "climbing".

"the slippery are very crafty"!!!! xD

this is my favourite, i wonder who they are executing...

yes, we'll all slip but very carefully...