Drama nite is finally over! well we got third, but it's better than getting fourth! heehee. we won 204! i can't believe it, our class was practically bouncing up and down when we realised we got third. i mean it's just third but we were like we got first. =.="
well, we got into the top four classes and to perform on drama nite, and that's a wonderful feat alrd, for our class. >.< well but it was kind of fun, except there were too many blackouts. i think we should have left the lights on and the props ppl can just move about while we keep quiet. then dawn can move the light sticks for us to continue. at least it doesn't seem such as long and biggg pause that everyone start talking and get restless. yah. and i love qw's exaggerations! they were so funny that the judges were laughing. i saw the principal laughing! hee.
yepp. and i keep remembering bits and pieces of the play after drama nite! what to doooo. i practically memorised the whole script. and during drama nite poor yanyee was the only one to say "the mother said". the rest of us forgot to! poor yanyee. >.< ah well. maybe i should type out the script here? this way i will never forget it. yep.
Jack and the BeanstalkJack and his mother lived in a house
So dank, so rank, it frightened every mouse
Vines crawled
Spiders trawled
Windows were shattered
Every nook tattered
[Each cranny battered]
It was a pitiful excuse for a farm
And the state of their finances was much cause for alarm.
Jack's mother said," We're
stony broke!
Go out and find some wealthy bloke,
Who'll buy our cow, just say she's sound,
And worth at least a hundred pound.
But don't you dare to let him know,
That she's as old as billy-o."
Jack led the old pink cow away
For this old girl would someone pay?
Over the hills and far away,
A magician appeared, possibly gay.
Jack thought," I've got me some prey."
He parked old daisy and began to say,
"I've got here, sir, one heck of a cow!
The sight of her udders will make you go wow!"
The magician wrinkled his nose, he stroked his chin,
And said," Though all I've got is this one bean,
My bean here she's full of fight.
All she needs is one short night,
To grow oh so high,
Transcending the sky!"
"I'll take it!" Jack cried.
Slapping the pink cow on her back.
"Off you go!" he said with a grin,
"I've got myself a mighty bean!"
Jack returned home over the moon,
He couldn't stop grinning like a loon.
And said, "Oh mumsie dear, look what your clever little boy has got.
I've got, I really don't know how,
A super trade-in for our cow!"
The mother said," You little creep.
I'll bet you sold her much too cheap."
When Jack produced one lousy bean,
His startled mother, turning green,
Leaped high up into the air and cried,
"I'm absolutely
stupefied!!!
You crazy boy! Do you really mean,
You sold our daisy for a
beannnnnnn!?"
She snatched the bean, she yelled "You chump!"
And flung it on the rubbish dump.
Then summoning up all her power,
She beat the boy for half an hour,
Using (and nothing could be meaner),
The handle of a vacuum cleaner.
At ten pm or thereabout,
The little bean began to sprout.
By morning it had grown so tall,
You couldn't see the top at all.
Jack cried, "Mum, admit it now!
It's better than a rotten cow!"
The mother said," You lunatic!
Where are the beans that I can pick?
There's not one bean, it's bare as bare!"
"No, no! You look up there!
Look very high and you'll behold,
Each single leaf it solid gold!"
By gollikins, the boy was right!
Now, glistening in the morning light,
The mother actually percieves,
A mass of lovely golden leaves.
She yells out loud,"My sainted souls!
I'll sell the Mini, buy a Rolls!
Don't stand there and gape, you little clot.
Get up there quick and grab the lot!"
Jack was nimble, Jack was keen,
He scrambled up the mighty bean.
Up, up he went without a stop,
But just as he was near the top,
A ghastly frightening thing occurred --
Not far above his head he heard,
A big deep voice, a rumbling thing,
That made the very heavens ring.
It shouted loud,"FEE FI FO FUM
I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN!"
Jack was frightened, Jack was quick
And down he climbed in half a tick.
"Oh mum! Believe you me
There's something nasty up our tree!
I saw him mum! My gizzard froze!
A Giant with a clever nose!"
"A
clever nose!" his mother hissed.
"You must be going round the twist!"
"He smelled me out, I swear it mum!
He said he
smelled an Englishman!"
The mother said, "And well he might!
I told you every single night
To take a bath because you smell.
But would you do it, would you hell!
You even make your mother shrink
Because of your unholy stink!"
Jack answered, "Well if you're so clean,
Why don't
you climbd the crazy bean."
The mother cried," By gad I will!
There's life within the old dog still!"
She hitched her skirts above her knee,
And disappeared right up the tree.
Now would the Giant smell his mum?
Jack listened for the fee-fo-fum.
He gazed aloft. He wondered when
The dreaded words would come. And then...
From somewhere high above the ground,
There came a frightful crunching sound.
He heard the Giant mutter twice,
"By gosh, that tasted very nice,
Although...(and this is grumpy tones)
I wish there weren't so many bones."
"By Christopher! By gum!
The Giant's eaten up my mum!
He smelled her out! She's in his belly!
I had a hunch that she was smelly."
Jack stood there gazing longingly
Upon the huge and golden tree.
He murmered softly,"Golly-gosh,
I guess I'll have to take a wash,
If I'm going to climb this tree,
Without the Giant smelling me.
In fact, a bath's my only hope."
He rushed indoors and grabbed the soap.
He scrubbed his body everywhere.
He even washed and rinsed his hair.
He did his teeth, he blew his nose,
And went out smelling like a rose.
Once more he climbed the mighty bean.
The Giant sat there, gross, obscene.
Muttering through his vicious teeth,
(While Jack sat tensely just beneath)
Muttering loud,"FEE FI FO FUM
RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T SMELL ANYONE."
Jack waited till the Giant slept,
Then out along the boughs he crept
And gathered so much gold, I swear
He was an instant millionaire!
"A bath, does seem to pay.
I'm going to have one everyday!"
THE END.
haha rather funny at some parts. yippee! i typed it all out myself! from memory! ^^
add in some exaggerated expressions and actions, loudness and softness, some imagination, and expressiveness, as well as props, et VOILA! that's our 2nd runner-up play! heehee, gl didn't have to memorise any lines, and yet she's the main character---the beanstalk! haha. "Jack and the
Beanstalk" yeah? the beanstalk is in the title!
yah we had gl moving down and up when Jack or the mother was climbing up and down respectively. yah so u imagine Jack is actually moving up rather than the beanstalk is moving down. haha. i think the judges gave us some points for that creativity. :)
And I will miss all of you 207! We've been together for 2 years, and though there had been plenty of differences, it had still been a wonderfully great time together all the same! I wish all of u all the best, and good luck for the many years to come! -that includes me too. heh ^^-
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